comedy

REPORT: The People In Line At Kerckhoff Definitely Want To Hear About Your Sex Life

January 17, 2024 Ysabella Yuquimpo 0

WESTWOOD — A survey conducted by the Daily Bruin concluded that the patrons of the historic Kerckhoff Coffee House definitely want to learn all the […]

Historic UCLA Rugby Hazing Ritual Ruined By Guy Who Just Loves To Drink Piss

January 11, 2024 Barrett Willet 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA’s rugby team has been forced to brainstorm new “bonding activities” for potential new members after, to their horror, one student seemed a […]

Fat Sal’s Goes On Ozempic

January 10, 2024 Dana Badii 0

WESTWOOD — In an attempt to rebrand as a skinny queen, Fat Sal’s is saying bye-bye to grease and hello to semaglutide in its famous […]

Vacationing Asshole Wears Only UCLA-Branded Clothes

January 3, 2024 Tyler Neufeld 0

THE CARIBBEAN SEA — Passengers aboard their Christmas Cruise have complained about fifth-year political science major Braeodean Sho-Woff and his exorbitant UCLA-branded outfits, which include […]

Yikes! Pre-Med Conducts Emergency Surgery Using LS7A and Grey’s Anatomy

December 8, 2023 Raegan Blame 0

WESTWOOD — First-year biology major Jeffrey Smith bravely executed an impromptu surgery on his lab partner last Thursday in La Kretz using Life Science 7A […]

Rendezvous sign with additional sign that says "Bless this mess"

UCLA To Open Rendez Midwest Offering Daily Casserole Specials

November 30, 2023 Tal Israeli 0

MIDWESTWOOD — UCLA Dining has unveiled plans to expand its Rendezvous West & East dining halls with an extension focused on a different regional cuisine: […]

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“What’s The World’s Smartest Dinosaur? A Thesaurus!” And 3 Other Silly Jokes About Dinosaurs And Thesauruses To Impress Your Unresponsive Father

November 26, 2023 Harry Song 0

Just a well-written joke all around! The multiple synonyms at the end really make that punchline hit hard, and your father will definitely see that […]