Report: Strange Things Afoot

Old man holding lantern in dark room.

BAKERSFIELD — After an increase in sightings of shadowy figures and odd characters, many are beginning to believe that strange things are afoot. “The curse… the curse…” croaked Old Man Jenkins, nervously darting his eyes side to side. “They said it would come; I didn’t believe them. Save yourself now before it’s too late!” At press time, Old Man Jenkins had been dead for twenty years.

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Known primarily for his roles in the Watergate break-in and the breakup of The Beatles, Gabe McNeill was inspired to write for The Enabler after the Daily Bruin fired him.