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Rudy Giuliani Still Waiting On Text From Maria Bakalova

October 26, 2020 Max Flora 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After his encounter with actress Maria Bakalova in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, attorney Rudy Giuliani is still waiting for her to reach out […]

Quirky Professor Asks For “Bueller” While Taking Attendance

May 6, 2019 Drew Muxlow 0

WESTWOOD — At 8:00 AM this morning, physics professor Dr. Gilbert Krenshaw made a reference to the movie Ferris Bueller’s Day Off while taking attendance by […]

Murderer Murdered In Prison, Never Repeats Offense

February 14, 2016 Kushal Chatterjee 0

SAN QUENTIN, CA — Danny Feroz, a notorious California hitman convicted of 12 homicides, was stabbed to death in the cafeteria of San Quentin State […]

Pita Chips Just An Excuse To Eat 7 Oz Of Hummus

January 24, 2016 Jasmine Don 0

LOS ANGELES — Local woman Evita Jacobs confirmed last Friday that the bag of pita chips she had purchased was just an excuse to eat […]

Discriminatory Grading Policy Favors Students That Work Harder

January 24, 2016 Nathan Grovhoug 0

WESTWOOD—Allegations of widespread discrimination favoring harder-working students in the University of California system arose Monday. “Not only are certain students more likely to get higher […]

Local Motorist Turns Left NOW!

January 24, 2016 Nathan Grovhoug 0

WESTWOOD—After several moments of deep, pensive internal debate, local woman Ann Campbell has decided that right now, with a red light and several pedestrians blocking […]

Area Woman Shazams DMV Hold Music

January 24, 2016 Sierra Scott 0

LOS ANGELES — Citing the incredible variety of smooth jazz that she heard while on hold for nearly 45 minutes today, local woman Susan Foreman […]

Historians Uncover Plato’s “About The Author”

January 24, 2016 Sierra Scott 0

ATHENS, GREECE—Historians identified an original copy of Plato’s self-drafted “About the Author” on Thursday that provides an intimate glimpse into the late philosopher’s personal life. […]

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Hillary Clinton Announces Plan To Move Back Into Old House Following 16-Year Pest Infestation

April 16, 2015 Christopher Wong 0

WASHINGTON—In a two-minute video featuring blue-collar workers feigning labor, an array of ethnically diverse families, and at least one gay couple holding hands, former First […]

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Anti-Vaccination Epidemic Cured By Measles

February 18, 2015 Christopher Wong 0

ANAHEIM, CA – Officials from the Center for Disease Control and Prevention announced Saturday that the anti-vaccination epidemic that has afflicted the United States for […]

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