WESTWOOD — In a productive morning, Chancellor Julio Frenk arrested four student protestors at his inauguration with time left to think about his lunch order from Epic at Ackerman. “I could hear those pesky students from all the way inside Royce Hall, and it really distracted me from my third hour of talking about our One Bruin Community,” said Frenk, asking an aide if he should get a chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin cookie as a side. “Let’s hope that arresting four students doesn’t lead to more protests — I’d hate to be disturbed while I eat this ginormous margherita pizza in silence.” At press time, Frenk was seen threatening Ackerman workers with lower pay if his food wasn’t out in the next five minutes.
