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Articles by Harry Song

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About Harry Song
Harry Song is a mild-mannered economics student by day and a vengeful satire superhero by night. Locked in an eternal war with his archenemy the Moper, Song fights a crusade to bring justice in the name of all things silly.

Opinion: I Tried So Hard And Got So Far, But In The End Does It Even Matter?

May 18, 2023 Harry Song 0

It starts with one thing, and I just don’t know why. Sometimes, it doesn’t even matter how hard I try (keep in mind, I didn’t […]

“Radioactive” And 4 More Songs To Add To Your Gaming And/Or Sex Playlist

April 18, 2023 Harry Song 0

Hey guys, Harry from the Enabler here. If there are two things I was put into this world for, it’s video games and sex. After […]

BREAKING: The Hat Man Is Coming For You

February 1, 2023 Harry Song 0

YOUR LOCATION — He can see you. Run.

UCLA Unveils New “Just Eat The Fucking Soil” Meal Plan

November 3, 2022 Harry Song 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA Dining announced its new “Just Eat The Fucking Soil” meal plan Thursday, which permits students to consume the dirt on campus. “If […]

Opinion: Bring Back Plastic Straws Because I Hate Turtles And Want To Kill Them

October 15, 2022 Harry Song 0

Ever since California introduced paper straws in 2019, I have been unable to harm turtle populations at my previous capacity. Back when plastic straws were […]

POC Ally Alert! White Man Only Dates Asian Women

July 6, 2022 Harry Song 0

SAN DIEGO — Marginalized communities across the nation praised white man Evan Schmidt this Wednesday for his radical choice to exclusively date Asian women. “I’ve […]

Student Graduating Cum Laude Cums Loud

June 10, 2022 Harry Song 0

WESTWOOD — Communications major Jonathan Yao shocked students and staff Friday when he ejaculated in his graduation gown while accepting his diploma. “It could’ve been […]

Tom Holland To Play Timothée Chalamet In Upcoming Biopic

May 14, 2022 Harry Song 0

HOLLYWOOD — Marvel star Tom Holland has been confirmed to play Timothée Chalamet in the highly anticipated biopic, an announcement which follows the recent casting […]

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