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Viola Davis’ Face Freezes Like That

May 4, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

Statue Of Liberty Sent Back

February 19, 2022 Dylan Wood 0

Football Team Now Using Motorized Rocking Horses To Get To Campus

January 10, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

2,022 Things To Look Forward To In 2022

January 7, 2022 Robi Chatterjee 0

2021 has wrapped up and we are now in a new year. Change can be scary, so here is a list of 2,022 things that […]

Syllabus Very Clear About How Much Studying, Kegels Required To Get “A”

May 5, 2020 Jay Varhula 0

WESTWOOD — In response to unexpectedly low scores on his Program in Computing 10A midterm, Professor Mikhael Gronkson impatiently reminded students that if they had […]

Report: Nestlé In Hot Water

April 25, 2019 Hayley Gazdik 0

Jason Alco Sightings Continue

April 12, 2019 Aileen Carey 0

WESTWOOD — Over the last six months, there have been multiple sightings of what many presume to be 2018 graduate Jason Alco blending in among the […]

Sunset Ruined By Lousy Stinkin’ Tree

January 18, 2019 Nathan Glovinsky 0

“My Patronus Is A Lion” Says Woman Who Doesn’t Know Her Social Security Number

May 20, 2018 Brian McReynolds 0

DOVER, NJ — Area woman Karen Schindler informed multiple people today that her patronus was a lion, despite being unable to recall her social security […]

Report: John Wooden Statue Sucks At Basketball

March 15, 2018 Jack Lyons 0

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