FAIRYLAND — Today, one princess set the record straight about her sexual preferences after being caught with a frog. “Even though I had so much fun skinny-dipping with little Croaky, I told him that he can’t say hi to me in the town square. I’m just too busy to commit to something so serious like that,” said Princess Ilere while picking flies out of her teeth. “I’m just a little beast-curious! I could never openly be a freak like that slovenly whore Princess Belle though. It’s already complicated enough having my tongue battle for dominance with a frog.” At press time, Princess Ilere was telling the frog that she wanted to settle down with a Prince Charming who could give her “kids, not tadpoles.”
