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Best Ways To Stay Cool And Mysterious After Tripping Over An Electric Scooter

January 12, 2024 Adam Nadifi 0

WESTWOOD — We’ve all been there, strutting down the sidewalk, listening to Radiohead and scowling occasionally so that people know you’ve got a dark secret, […]

Who? What? Where? And 4 Other Questions To Ask

June 10, 2023 Ammi Lane-Volz 0

We get it. You’re a curious little fella. There’s a lot of stuff you want to know, but you just don’t know what to ask […]

The Sexiest, I Mean The Smartest Youth Climate Activists

January 24, 2020 Joe Biden 0

The global movement to adopt greener solutions has been led by sexy children who have fought tooth and nail to prot–I mean, intelligent. The push […]

Seven Neat Ways To Actually MAKE Money This Holiday Season

December 10, 2019 Ben Robinow 0

Yes, it’s that time of year again! A time of joy and cheer, a time of love and family, and above all, a time of […]

Amazing! This Magic 8 Ball Pinpoints Exactly How You’ll Ruin Your Life!

April 12, 2018 Alex Kukoff 0

  Hear hear, lads and ladettes! After decades of helpless submission to fate’s cruel game of chance, scientists and toymakers alike have designed a Magic […]

Five Valentine’s Day Gifts That Say “I’ll Never Love You Quite Like I Loved Amy”

February 14, 2018 Kylie Kinne 0

We’ve all been there–you want to get the perfect gift for your girlfriend to tell her exactly how you feel about her, but you’re just […]

How To Get That 4.0 This Quarter!

January 9, 2018 Enabler Staff 0

Disappointed with yourself and trying to turn things around? Look no further, we have everything you need to get that 4.0! #1 – Cheat. #2 […]

Things To Do Instead Of Studying For Finals

December 12, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Finals week can be a real drag. Here are some fun things to do instead of studying! #1 – Complain about studying for finals #2 […]

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Things To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving

November 20, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Still not sure what to be thankful for this Thanksgiving? Don’t worry! The good writers of the Westwood Enabler have you covered. #1 – Our […]

5 Ethnicities You Can Culturally Appropriate This Halloween

November 3, 2017 Tanvi Bajaj 0

1. Oompa-Loompa The Oompa-Loompas are an indigenous people with a rich history. In their native country, Loompaland, they traditionally harvest cacao beans and create architecturally […]

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  • Antisemitism Is Over! Trump Administration Cuts Funding From Cancer Research

    WESTWOOD — After the Trump administration justified cutting research funding to UCLA by citing concerns of antisemitism, Jews and Gentiles alike were shocked when the […]

  • Opinion: Suck It, Pre-Meds! Now We’re All Going To Be Unemployed

    It finally happened. Despite being so against equity and inclusion, Trump finally did something to level the playing field between you pre-meds and us humanities, […]

  • Roommate Unable To Clean Dorm Because Floor Is Lava

    WESTWOOOD – In an emergency press conference inside your dorm today, your roommate announced they are unable to clean because the floor is lava. “I […]

  • Woke Mother Performs First Successful “Straight Conversion Therapy”

    WEST HOLLYWOOD — On Tuesday, local woke mother Dorothy McBeal celebrated the results of months of grueling treatment as her first and only child finally […]

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