Finals week can be a real drag. Here are some fun things to do instead of studying!
#1 – Complain about studying for finals
#2 – Figure out housing for next year — you really should have done that already!!!
#3 – Protest conservative speakers
#4 – Die
#5 – Watch every season of Arrested Development for the 7th time
#6 – Write a coming-of-age screenplay set in New York City
#7 – Try to become an internet influencer
#8 – Resist
#9 – Examine your privilege
#10 – Try out for LiAngelo’s spot on the basketball team
#11 – Join Bruin Democrats only to get outraged and leave Bruin Democrats
#12 – Wish I was at the beach! #finalsweek #takemeback
#13 – Masturbate furiously #procrasturbate
#15 – Take up carpentry
#16 – Commit to something, goddammit!
#17 – Repost a meme in the UCLA meme group and steadily track its progress
#18 – Go to Diddy Riese for the first time since freshman year
#19 – Redownload Tinder
#20 – Write articles in a satirical newspaper