WESTWOOD — Tonight, one campus alternative club will host a parking lot rave that will break boundaries by having the same exact attractions as last time. “As president of the Campus Arts Music Fashion Aesthetic Vibes Society, I’m ensuring that this event is going to redefine ‘alternative.’ That’s why we set up a $50 sustainable clothing swap blanket and a cybersigilism flash tattoo sale,” said third-year DesMA major Kyle Drainington while practicing his ambient “sounds” out of a dumpster. “It was hard not to copy last month’s ‘Dress Like Your Favorite Indie Sleaze Revival Artist With Less Than 10K Monthly Listeners’ party, but I promise you tonight will still be authentic to my study-abroad experience in Bushwick last quarter. Hey, give me my cigarette back!” At press time, Drainington was dipping into his trust fund to buy some last-minute skinny leather pants for attendees.