
WESTWOOD — After making yet another joke about “sucking balls” while ordering boba, first-year Global Studies major Brayden Smith made an Instagram post where he was a little too eager to celebrate AAPI Month with his Vietnamese girlfriend. “Happy AAPI month from K-town to my sweet little soy sauce!” said Smith, who exclusively greets his girlfriend by saying “ni hao fine shyt.” “Ever since I saw an Instagram reel of all the ABG baddies outside Seaside Bakery, I knew I wanted one of my own. The heart wants what it wants, and they’re basically all the same, right?” At press time, Smith was seen outside of Marugame telling his girlfriend they were about to eat some authentic phở.