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Boelter Hall Plaza To Be Turned Into Rainforest Cafe

June 2, 2023 Emma Searing 0

WESTWOOD — After years of appearing only vaguely wild and jungle-like, the UCLA Samueli School of Engineering will finally be building a Rainforest Cafe in […]

Tucker Carlson Applies For Job At Daily Bruin

May 4, 2023 Sabrina Ellis 0

WESTWOOD — Emails leaked this morning revealed that Tucker Carlson has been making pleas for a permanent position at the Daily Bruin. “The woke mob […]

A Warm Hug, And 4 Other Things UCLA Dining Will Give You For 20 Swipes

March 20, 2023 Lily Kiamanesh 0

Spring Break is almost upon us! It is finally that time of the quarter when underclassmen swap their remaining swipes for whatever is rolling around […]

UCLA Spins Wheel Of Random Names To Pick Class Of 2027

March 15, 2023 Rujula Rao 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA announced Wednesday that they would be switching to a 100% chance admission system for the incoming class of 2027. “Our job is […]

BruinCast Employee Wins Oscar For Creative Camerawork

March 13, 2023 Gabby Bromberg 0

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year Abby Gromberg made history this Oscar Sunday after she was awarded “Best Director” for her work on LS 7A 2/13. “I think […]

I Lived It: Someone Asked To Share My Table At Kerckhoff

March 9, 2023 Sam Haines 0

The first thing that struck me, looking up at her, was that she had a kind face. What struck me next was her nerve. “Hi, […]

UCLA Adds Rizzonomics Major

March 8, 2023 Dana Badii 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA’s College of Letters and Sciences announced a new Rizzonomics major for the 2023–2024 academic year this week, which has the campus community […]

Ask The Enabler: “Best Places To Hide A Vibrator In A Classic Triple?”

February 2, 2023 Melissa Beining 0

If a roommate questions why your portable charger is covered in white marks and has an odor, the safest bet is to blame it on […]

Housing Adds “Homoerotic Tension” Option to Male Roommate Contracts

December 16, 2022 Tyler Neufeld 0

WESTWOOD — Preparing for the renewal of roommate contracts for Winter Quarter, UCLA Housing has added a “Homoerotic Tension” clause, hoping to play matchmaker. “We […]

Gene Block Accused of Cutting Corners

December 15, 2022 Elena Whitlock 0

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