WESTWOOD — This weekend, civil engineering freshman James Baeseck was humiliated as he failed to show up in theme to the unsustainable fashion club’s Victorian French Gothic Genderswap Black Tie New Jersey Hyperpop Themed fundrager. “Everyone started pointing and laughing at me with their lacy gloves, and I deserved it,” shared James, who had locked himself in the party’s singular bathroom and was attempting to fashion a neon yellow corset out of toilet paper and pad wrappers while DJ Disbussy played Bach x Chappell Roan house remixes. “I saw one girl doing a waltz version of the Abracadabra choreography in a full Victorian ball gown, and when I asked her where she got it, she said she thrifted it at the Smithsonian. I didn’t even know you could do that.” At press time, James was found hammering sheets of scrap metal together for Alpha Omega Tampon’s Knights in Wining Armor fundrager.