WESTWOOD – A second-year detonated late Monday night after spending eight agonizing months trying to finish James Clear’s “Atomic Habits.” “They bought it Week 0 at the UCLA Store – we thought it would build them up, not blow them up! One minute they were underlining Chapter Seven for the fourth time, and the next – BOOM,” said their long-suffering roommate Walker Richman, whilst peeling melted highlighter tabs off the mini-fridge. “There’s still a faint smell of colored Muji pens in the air, and I swear I heard ‘I am the habit I create’ echo in the shockwave. Somewhere in the wreckage, their phone is stuck auto-playing Ashton Hall reels about waking up at 4 a.m., – which, honestly, is the least surprising part about this whole thing.” By sunrise, Richman was reportedly blasting J.D. Vance’s Ted Talk at full volume in honor of his fallen roommate, while duct-taping The Power Of Now shut with writing in big bold letters saying “DO NOT OPEN – EVER!”