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All Hail! God-King Julio Frenk Ensures Only Correct Speech Allowed

February 13, 2025 Editorial Board 0

Hear ye! Hear ye! Rejoice! For our powerful leader, Julio Frenk, has banned all wrong speech on campus. No more will we have to determine […]

Enabler Reviews: The Arrival Of A Train At La Ciotat (1896)

January 31, 2025 Maggie Kwan 0

Movies. They’ve been around for over 100 years and have given us universally lauded classics like “The Godfather,” “Parasite,” and “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over.” […]

Opinion: Stealing Is Morally Wrong Unless It’s From The Hilltop Shop

January 22, 2025 Georgia McNeill 0

The Hilltop Shop is essential to surviving on the Hill. Need laundry detergent? Cheeto Puffs? A month-old refrigerated sandwich? You go to the Hilltop Shop. […]

Opinion: There Should Be Female Frats For Hey Mamas Lesbians

December 10, 2024 Claudia Bloom 0

UCLA Greek life is undeniably captivating. During rush, inspired, I found myself at an impasse, deciding where I would fit in to all of this. […]

Opinion: I Am Going To Squish My Roommate Like A Bug

December 6, 2024 Azalea Morris 0

Oh my god. My roommate just looked at me. Why in the fuck ass did he just do that. He might as well be taking […]

I Lived It: My Face Card Got Declined

December 2, 2024 Dana Badii 0

WESTWOOD – It’s 3:30, and I just got out of class to go to Kerckhoff Coffeehouse. It’s been a long day and I need my […]

Opinion: This “College” Shit Is Nothing Like Community

November 25, 2024 Maggie Kwan 0

I arrived at UCLA like many first-years: bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and convinced that my four years at college would be just as magical as the six […]

Opinion: I Need To Fuck Someone With A Scooter

November 11, 2024 Amanda Baquir 0

Look, I’m over it. UCLA is basically an Olympic endurance course disguised as an academic institution. From walking up Bruin Walk to climbing the Death […]