
Op-Ed: Everyone Is Getting COVID Without Me And I Have Major FOMO
How would you feel if every day you checked the news and saw that hundreds of thousands of people were going to a party, and […]
How would you feel if every day you checked the news and saw that hundreds of thousands of people were going to a party, and […]
WESTWOOD — At 3 a.m. PST Monday morning, the UCLA Board of Directors released a statement on the “UCLA Free And For Sale” Facebook page […]
As a member of the premiere satirical newspaper at UCLA, I personally feel like I’m being held back. I know I got what it takes […]
WESTWOOD — After returning from Ralphs today at 12:30 p.m. PST, your roommate assured you that he is definitely going to finish the bananas he […]
ENCINO, CA — The nation reeled Sunday afternoon after learning that area man Chis Peterson really just drank the fuck out of his glass of […]
WESTWOOD — Westley Frump, the senior who gave you your first line of cocaine in the bathroom of a house party, has reportedly been admitted […]
When I first saw Little Women I was surprised by how big the women were. I quickly got over my shock when I realized that […]
WESTWOOD — The UCLA Office of Equity, Diversity & Inclusion has officially shut down roleplaying club Bodacious Bards’ newest Dungeons and Dragons campaign after students […]
WESTWOOD — Early Friday morning, students hailing from rural hometowns saw an opportunity to engage in a favorite childhood pastime after drunkenly stumbling past herds […]
When I heard I was gonna be an uncle, I was like dope. But as soon as little Piss Pants was born, I realized that […]
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