Jade Lacy – Page 2 – The Westwood Enabler

Opinion: I Don’t Need A Halloween Costume If I’ve Never Truly Been Myself

October 31, 2022 John Doe 0

I love October. Changing leaves on every tree, pumpkins on every stoop, and Trader Joe’s butternut squash mac and cheese in every student’s freezer. But […]

Opinion: The Westwood Enabler Will Never Be UCLAFits

October 19, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD — Picture this: you’re a cool UCLA undergraduate, class of 2023. You’re bored. You open Instagram in search of entertainment. Do you go to […]

Report: Classmate Who Is “Bad With Names” Actually Despises You

October 18, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD — Enabler reporters have confirmed that the classmate who still has not learned your name after four weeks harbors a deep and profound hatred […]

Westwood Streets Shut Down For Joe Biden

October 16, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

Opinion: The Roebling Block Party Is Needlessly Destructive. Also, I Wasn’t Invited.

October 6, 2022 The Daily Bruin 0

WESTWOOD — Students set private property ablaze Thursday night at the quarterly Roebling block party, disturbing the peace for Westwood residents trying to get ahead […]

UCLA To Provide Free Girl Talk In All Campus Bathrooms

April 29, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD — Following the installation of free menstrual products in over 50% of UCLA bathrooms, administration has announced plans to provide free girl talk in […]

Report: Judge Who Struck Down Mask Mandate Has A Great Smile

April 26, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

TAMPA — Reporters on the scene at Florida’s Middle District Federal court, where Judge Kathryn Kimball Mizelle recently struck down the mask mandate for public […]

Anonymous Invasive Carp Destroys Google Docs Ecosystem

April 12, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

GOOGLE DRIVE — Digital climate scientists announced Friday that the ecosystem of anonymous life forms that populate the Google Docs microbiome is being threatened by […]