Joe Bruin Comes Out

June 6, 2023 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD — In honor of Pride Month, Joe Bruin has come out as homosexual. “You like that, gays?” said a spokesperson for the mascot during […]

Loser Has No Addictions

November 14, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD— Fourth-year physics major John McMan shocked local partygoers when he revealed he has no life-consuming addictions. “I offered him a cigarette and he was […]