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UCLA Radio Announces Which Queer-Baiting Bay Area White Girl Has Won The Indie-Off

April 18, 2025 Fiona Ruane 0

526 LANDFAIR — After secretly watching countless carabiner-clad brunettes with nose piercings attend their parties at the Compound backlot, the UCLA Radio Events team has […]

“Sensitive Young Man” Walk Interrupted By Campus Tour Guide

April 17, 2025 Dana Badii 0

WESTWOOD — Last Thursday, one student’s weekly evening “sensitive young man” walk tragically got interrupted by a campus tour guide. “I was pacing around the […]

Roommates Nationwide Participate in “Never Leave Your Fucking Bed” Challenge

April 14, 2025 Georgia McNeill 0

WESTWOOD — According to the National Roommate Association, a dangerous new craze is sweeping the nation: the “Never Leave Your Fucking Bed” challenge. “HEYYYYYYY whatsgoinonguysitsyaboy […]

Admitted freshmen on the Janss Steps for Bruin Day

Bruin Day Tour Group Throws Peanuts At Students

April 12, 2025 Maggie Kwan 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA Campus Tours announced that as a Bruin Day special, each admitted students tour now comes with a free bag of peanuts for […]

OPINION: Useless Sproul Laundry Machines Can’t Even Make Me Cum

April 11, 2025 Azalea Morris 0

Picture This: the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and I’m trying to be a good little girl and do my laundry on a […]

“Bruintizing” To Be Replaced With Getting Hit By A Scooter

April 10, 2025 Dana Badii 0

WESTWOOD — Instead of having students dip their fingers into the Inverted Fountain, UCLA has now required future new Bruin initiations to only consist of […]

Ashe Center To Offer Gender Affirming Computer Science Degrees

April 8, 2025 Sam Rusk 0

WESTWOOD — In light of Trump’s new bans on transgender healthcare, the Ashe Center has teamed up with the Samueli School of Computer Science to […]

Intrepid Daily Bruin Reporters Find Out Julio Frenk’s Favorite Color

April 7, 2025 Georgia McNeill 0

WESTWOOD — After a grueling investigation that involved bugging meeting rooms, undercover operations, and wiretapping, the Daily Bruin has made headline news announcing that they […]

UCLA Offers Permanent Study Abroad Program

April 6, 2025 Shayne Sweet and Zach Fischer 0

WESTWOOD — Today, UCLA’s administration announced its generous offering of a permanent study abroad program for international students. “As this God-chosen nation’s #1 public university, […]

UCLA Requires Duo Mobile Authentication For Students To Learn If They Can Stay In Country

April 4, 2025 Olivia Maes 0

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  • Penn State Score Prediction: 22 Dead, 83 Injured

    PASADENA — As Penn State’s Nittany Lions prepare to play the Bruins this Saturday, recent reports from the top experts at FanDuel Sportsbook have revealed […]

  • I Lived It: Blackout Was Nothing Like The Cake From De Neve

    WESTWOOD — ‘Twas the first Thursday of the quarter. I had just spent a whirlwind night with the rankly perspiring men of Sigma Nu, but […]

  • One Millionth Cough Award Given To Guy In The Back Row Of Your Lecture

    WESTWOOD — Bunche Hall 1209B made history this Thursday after a guy in the back row of your lecture received the One Millionth Cough Award, […]

  • Top 5 Dining Hall Beverages That Taste Like Squirt

    For such a pathetic lay like myself, squirt comes around just about as often as this drink. Also, much like the splash zones I’ve experienced, […]

  • Opinion: Nice Guys Finish Second

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