WESTWOOD — According to the National Roommate Association, a dangerous new craze is sweeping the nation: the “Never Leave Your Fucking Bed” challenge. “HEYYYYYYY whatsgoinonguysitsyaboy SleepyHead18 here to see how long I can stay in my bed without leaving,” yelped first-year computer science roommate Michael Peters, freshly awake at three in the afternoon in his Hedrick Hall classic triple. “Shoutout Ambien, shoutout setting thirty alarms, shoutout my Patreon subscribers. Just know I couldn’t have done it without #Sleepnation y’all.” At press time, Peters was loudly streaming League of Legends to his three viewers at midnight.
