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UCLA Requires Duo Mobile Authentication For Students To Learn If They Can Stay In Country

April 4, 2025 Olivia Maes All Things Enabled, Bruinwalk, Campus, Crime, Graphics, Health, Life, Lists, National, News, News, News In Pictures, Politics 0

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    Bruin Day Tour Group Throws Peanuts At Students

    WESTWOOD — UCLA Campus Tours announced that as a Bruin Day special, each admitted students tour now comes with a free bag of peanuts for […]

  • OPINION: Useless Sproul Laundry Machines Can’t Even Make Me Cum

    Picture This: the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and I’m trying to be a good little girl and do my laundry on a […]

  • “Bruintizing” To Be Replaced With Getting Hit By A Scooter

    WESTWOOD — Instead of having students dip their fingers into the Inverted Fountain, UCLA has now required future new Bruin initiations to only consist of […]

  • Trend Watch: Withdrawing All Your Money From The Bank

    WESTWOOD — In light of the recent economic chaos brought about by the Trump administration’s sweeping tariffs, many on social media have taken to a […]

  • Ashe Center To Offer Gender Affirming Computer Science Degrees

    WESTWOOD — In light of Trump’s new bans on transgender healthcare, the Ashe Center has teamed up with the Samueli School of Computer Science to […]

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Barrett Willet
  • Douchebag Dogwhistle: Avoid Men Who Use The Phrase “Walkable Cities”
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  • Opinion: Shut The Fuck Up About Coachella
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