WESTWOOD — Today, UCLA’s administration announced its generous offering of a permanent study abroad program for international students. “As this God-chosen nation’s #1 public university, we’re proud to offer a global education to all our students whether they want it or not,” shared Julio Frenk, offering students a mandatory work-study opportunity in El Salvador. “We want to support our international students, which is why we’re choosing to eliminate their homesickness by just sending them home. And what’s great is that students will never have to attend another boring lecture, do a pesky exam, or go to this school ever again!” At press time, the study abroad program was being offering for the low price of $49,00 and your home, belongings, education, and all future job prospects.