How To Vote In The California Primaries
Voting season got your panties in a bunch? Never fear, The Westwood Enabler is here. Here are our top tips to make sure your vote matters. […]
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A Recap of Spring Sing
Did you miss Spring Sing? Not a big deal! The Westwood Enabler has got you covered. Here’s a brief recap of Spring Sing: Sigma Alpha Epsilon […]
How To Get Into Med School
Getting into med school is no easy task! The following tips are guaranteed to get you into the school of your dreams. Stare intensely at […]
How To Show Your Mother You Care
This Mother’s Day, use these helpful tips and tricks to show your mother that you really do care! Mail her breakfast in bed. Eliminate some […]
How To Have The Perfect Valentine’s Day In College
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! Whether you’re in a relationship or still waiting for that Special Someone, here are some tips for having […]
Satirical Newspaper Shamelessly Promotes Own Bake Sale
WWW.WESTWOODENABLER.COM—Withholding all regard for professionalism and self-respect, satirical newspaper “The Westwood Enabler” published an article about its Valentine’s Day bake sale today, an act […]
Tips For Finding Next Year’s Roommate
It’s that time of year again! Here are the Enabler’s tips for finding the perfect roommate. Reassure potential roommates by explaining the ways in which […]
What To Expect From The Hill’s New Fitness Center
The Hill’s new 14,000 square-foot fitness center opens this week, providing on-campus residents with a convenient spot to get in their daily workout. Here are […]
Murmurs & Rants: Fuck Cal
Dear Cal, Fuck you. No, seriously. Fuck you. Who even let you happen? We, the students of every other UC ever, have a list of […]