HELL — Following a trip to the local mirror maze, resident genius Leon Noel scoffed at all the morons in there going the wrong direction. “Fools. I’ve already visualized and am currently rotating a perfect three-dimensional map of this primitive ‘maze’ in my mind palace,” reported Noel, who had been in the mirror maze for two grueling hours. “My, these feeble-minded imbeciles sure are dashing, though. I’d like to pick their mind about the intricacies of the universe, and these absurd, infantile games we play despite being mere primates sitting on a spinning rock.” At press time, Noel walked into a mirror.
