The Westwood Enabler
  • Home
  • On The Paper
  • News
    • Campus
    • National
    • International
  • Opinion
    • Point/Counterpoint
  • Listicle
  • A&E
    • Arts
    • Celebrities
    • Culture
    • Trend Watch
  • Sports
  • Graphics
    • News In Pictures
    • Infographics
  • About
    • Staff
    • Join
    • Contact
  • Store

democrats

“The Democrats Ought To Do Something,” Says Democratic Lawmaker Doing Nothing

March 10, 2025 Maggie Kwan 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of President Trump’s recent executive orders, Democratic lawmakers unanimously decided to finally stop him as long as each registered […]

Democrats Relieved Pence’s Natural Charisma Didn’t Affect Debate

October 8, 2020 Jay Varhula 0

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Democrats nationwide breathed a collective sigh of relief Wednesday night after Vice President Pence’s infamous natural charm and charisma appeared […]

Biden Cautions Voters To Not Let Their Dreams Become Reality

January 14, 2020 Dylan Wood 0

CEDAR RAPIDS — At a campaign stop in Iowa on Thursday, former Vice President and Democratic hopeful Joe Biden cautioned voters to not let their […]

Nancy Pelosi Had Relaxing Weekend Screaming Into Abyss

April 12, 2018 Nathan Glovinsky 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After working around the clock to oppose the Republican party’s legislative agenda, sources close to minority leader Nancy Pelosi say she had a […]

  • Antisemitism Is Over! Trump Administration Cuts Funding From Cancer Research

    WESTWOOD — After the Trump administration justified cutting research funding to UCLA by citing concerns of antisemitism, Jews and Gentiles alike were shocked when the […]

  • Opinion: Suck It, Pre-Meds! Now We’re All Going To Be Unemployed

    It finally happened. Despite being so against equity and inclusion, Trump finally did something to level the playing field between you pre-meds and us humanities, […]

  • Roommate Unable To Clean Dorm Because Floor Is Lava

    WESTWOOOD – In an emergency press conference inside your dorm today, your roommate announced they are unable to clean because the floor is lava. “I […]

  • Woke Mother Performs First Successful “Straight Conversion Therapy”

    WEST HOLLYWOOD — On Tuesday, local woke mother Dorothy McBeal celebrated the results of months of grueling treatment as her first and only child finally […]

  • two skeletons kissing in front of a rainbow pride flag

    Skeletons In Closet Come Out

Featured Authors

mm
Georgia McNeill
  • Antisemitism Is Over! Trump Administration Cuts Funding From Cancer Research
  • Top Four Ways To Come Out To Your Family So They Can’t Say No
  • Opinion: No, I Will Not Pie You On Bruinwalk, Please Don’t Involve Me In Your Fetishes
Sam Rusk
  • Top 5 UCLA Study Spots If You Don’t Need Outlets, Wifi, Tables or Chairs
  • Ashe Center To Offer Gender Affirming Computer Science Degrees
  • Local Centaur Divided Hot Dog Style

ARCHIVES

RECOMMENDED

  • National Guard Officer Also Bummed Westwood Village Doesn’t Have Shit To Do

    June 9, 2025 0
  • Worst Couple You Know Breaks Up

    June 7, 2025 0
  • Alternative Club Throws “Groundbreaking” Event That Breaks No New Ground

    June 6, 2025 0
  • Good Morning UCLA! Julio Frenk Arrests Four Students Before Epic At Ackerman Even Opens

    June 5, 2025 0
  • A UCLA dorm with prison bars over the window. Someone's holding up a phone open on Instagram to a photo of Shibuya Crossing.

    UCLA Student Stares Longingly At Instagram Summer Dumps Like Prisoner Gazing At Free World

    June 3, 2025 0

Copyright © 2025 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes