Local Friend Group Decides To Not And Say They Did
WESTWOOD–Upon one member’s suggestion that they go volunteer at a nearby soup kitchen, a local friend group collectively decided to not and say they did. […]
How To Interact With Your Friends Who Are Already On Summer Vacation
Friends already on summer vacation? Ouch. Here’s how to masterfully achieve successful social interactions without letting your jealousy interfere. Leave a pathetic comment on a […]
Conversation Going Well Until Jesus Brought Up
WESTWOOD–A recent conversation between local man and woman James McCarthy and Abigail Hill was going well until Jesus was brought up. “It started out totally […]
Cute! These Founding Fathers Tried To Create A Nation With No Demagoguery
Are you ready for the most heartwarming story you’ve read all week? A group of Founding Fathers tried to create their very own nation, completely […]
Area Woman’s New Favorite Smell Definitely Toast
WESTWOOD–After popping a fine slice of Nature’s Own Whole Wheat Bread in the toaster oven, area woman Karen Schremm concluded that her new favorite smell […]
Teen Thinks This Nietzsche Guy Is Pretty Cool
WESTWOOD – Local teenager Sam Herman thinks this Nietzsche guy is pretty cool. “All that stuff about slave morality is pretty interesting,” said Sam, an […]
Professor Receives Roar of Laughter During Lecture, Pursues Stand Up Comedy
WESTWOOD—UCLA Chemistry professor Thomas Osborne, is retiring to further develop his one-man act after cracking a single periodic table joke during class and receiving a […]
“Live, Laugh, Love” Poster On Girl’s Wall Tells You All You Need To Know
WESTWOOD–Sources have reported that the “Live, Laugh, Love” poster hanging on the wall of local 20-year-old Lindsey Matthews tells you pretty much all you need […]
Op-Ed: I Could Be Instagram Famous If I Tried
My friends tell me I’m the “Roseanne” of the friend group. They say it’s because of my sense of humor, but I know it’s really […]
Point: North Campus Majors Don’t Understand Suffering / Counterpoint: Exactly
Point: North Campus Majors Don’t Understand Suffering By: Alexander Levinson I have had enough. I am so sick and tired of these lazy, entitled north […]