Kylie Kinne – The Westwood Enabler

Worst Person You Know Not Muted on Zoom

November 20, 2020 Kylie Kinne 0

WESTWOOD — At approximately 9:45 this morning, the worst person you know failed to mute himself in the Zoom meeting for your lecture. “MOM DO […]

Op-Ed: Bernie Sanders Can Still Win 2016 Presidential Election

October 6, 2020 Kylie Kinne 0

The lies of the bourgeois press may have led you to believe that the 2016 presidential election has already concluded. Well, I’m here to tell […]

High School “A” Student Excited to be College “A” Student

November 14, 2019 Kylie Kinne 0

WESTWOOD — In a declaration made to her life sciences study group last week, first-year nursing student Amanda Stein made it clear that because she […]

1/5 Dentists Agree Flossing For Little Bitch Boys

October 31, 2019 Kylie Kinne 0

NEW YORK — The American Dental Association released a groundbreaking study this weekend which showed that while four out of five dentists agree that daily […]

Beto O’Rourke Legally Changes Middle Name To “Kickflip”

September 4, 2019 Kylie Kinne 0

EL PASO, TEXAS — In an impromptu press conference held in a Whataburger restaurant yesterday morning, presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke announced that he had legally […]

Woman Comfortable With Stranger’s Genitals In Mouth Doesn’t Eat Gluten

August 26, 2019 Kylie Kinne 0

WESTWOOD — In a Westwood Enabler exclusive interview, third-year Rebecca Wright announced that she will be starting a gluten-free diet, although she plans to continue […]

Bill Cosby Nominated To Supreme Court

September 26, 2018 Kylie Kinne 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press briefing this morning from Washington, President Donald Trump announced his nomination of popular comedian and actor Bill Cosby to […]

Covel Voted Most Okayest Dining Hall

May 20, 2018 Kylie Kinne 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA Dining reported this week that in a comprehensive poll of UCLA residents, students voted Covel the “most okayest” dining hall. “I don’t […]