Covel Voted Most Okayest Dining Hall

WESTWOOD — UCLA Dining reported this week that in a comprehensive poll of UCLA residents, students voted Covel the “most okayest” dining hall. “I don’t know, at least you know what you’re gonna get,” said second-year Josh Brown, who was hungover at the time. “I was out pretty late Friday night and when I woke up at 2:35 p.m. Covel was the only hall still open for brunch. Sure, their potatoes are always soggy, but they’re not awful you know? Their salad bar doesn’t have as much as B-Plate does but it’s still fine if you want a bunch of hard boiled eggs.” Later, Brown was seen shitting his brains out in the Covel restrooms after forgetting to dab all the grease off of his pizza slice.