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Pope Says Blood Of Christ Should Go Through Brita

November 1, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

VATICAN CITY — Word has come down today from Pope Francis that all Catholics should be filtering the Blood of Christ through a Brita before […]

England Collapses, Becomes East Wales

October 20, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

EAST WALES, BRITAIN— Following the recent death, resignation, or otherwise incapacitation of several of England’s most influential old white conservatives, the former global power has […]

Opinion: The Anderson School Of Management Should Be Burned Down

October 12, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

WESTWOOD — Last week, I got lost in the Anderson School of Management. It wasn’t my fault! Each building is numbered. And lettered. And it […]

Elizabeth II Also Struggling With Unexpected Heat Wave

September 8, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

HELL— Following unusually high temperatures across California this week, word has come in from Balmoral Castle in Scotland today that Queen Elizabeth II is also […]

Powell Cat Denies BBL Allegations

May 11, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

WESTWOOD— Campus celebrity Powell Cat has been looking especially juicy lately, and fans allege that he has had a Brazilian Butt Lift. “It’s disappointing to […]

Viola Davis’ Face Freezes Like That

May 4, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

Therapists Hate Her!

April 14, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

WESTWOOD — Sources suggested Monday that therapists really hate Molly Johnson, 24, of Westwood. “She comes in every week and apologizes if she sounds annoying,” […]

Amazing! Area Man Eyeballs Correct Amount Of Pasta For Two People

April 13, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

WESTWOOD — Local amateur chef Miles Thompson has been catapulted into stardom overnight after he correctly eyeballed the proper amount of pasta for two. “Honestly, […]