WESTWOOD — Sources suggested Monday that therapists really hate Molly Johnson, 24, of Westwood. “She comes in every week and apologizes if she sounds annoying,” said Dr Craig Knoxley, who himself needed therapy after meeting with Johnson. “In our last meeting, she shared that she’s afraid that I hate her. Where does she come up with this stuff?” At press time, Johnson was asking the Starbucks barista to leave room for cream and finishing with “no worries if not!”
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Flavius Octavius Julius Gaius Septimius, known colloquially as "Gillian the Great," is the 71st emperor of Rome. Her notable achievements include winning the 2021 Maryland BOGGLE state championship and not being assassinated yet.