
WESTWOOD— Campus celebrity Powell Cat has been looking especially juicy lately, and fans allege that he has had a Brazilian Butt Lift. “It’s disappointing to hear my admirers doubting that this voluptuous figure is my natural look,” said Powell Cat, his thick cheeks clapping as he groomed himself. “I’ve never been to Brazil. If I had gotten work done- I didn’t- but if I had- it would have been done in Colombia, making it a CBL instead of a BBL anyway. Checkmate!” At press time, Powell Cat was responding to new plastic surgery allegations which suggest that he has previously had both of his testicles removed.