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How To Make Your Dorm Room Feel Like Home

October 24, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Missing home lately? Just can’t wait for Thanksgiving? Then here’s how to make your dorm room feel a little more like home! Shroud your body […]

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How To Draft That Email To Your Professor

October 24, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Do I include a smiley face? Is a winking face inappropriate? Do I want to be inappropriate? How many exclamation points are too many exclamation […]

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7 Ways To Pretend You’re Productive So Your South Campus Roommate Won’t Hate You

October 21, 2016 Avalon Penrose 0

Face it, you are OVER the awkward tension that has formed between you and your roommate. After weeks of ignoring their judgmental glances at the […]

Move Over, Houdini! This Guy Escaped From A Prison Cell Using Nothing But White Privilege

September 2, 2016 0

Have you ever wondered how magicians like Harry Houdini and Dorothy Dietrich pulled off their famous escape stunts? They must have had a spare key […]

12 Pictures Of Dialysis Machines To Get You Through Midterms

April 26, 2016 Melissa Peng 0

1. So, it’s midterm week. 2. And you may be feeling a little bit overwhelmed… 3. But these adorable artificial kidneys have your back! 4. […]

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  • Opinion: Suck It, Pre-Meds! Now We’re All Going To Be Unemployed

    It finally happened. Despite being so against equity and inclusion, Trump finally did something to level the playing field between you pre-meds and us humanities, […]

  • Roommate Unable To Clean Dorm Because Floor Is Lava

    WESTWOOOD – In an emergency press conference inside your dorm today, your roommate announced they are unable to clean because the floor is lava. “I […]

  • Woke Mother Performs First Successful “Straight Conversion Therapy”

    WEST HOLLYWOOD — On Tuesday, local woke mother Dorothy McBeal celebrated the results of months of grueling treatment as her first and only child finally […]

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    Skeletons In Closet Come Out

  • Supreme Court Brings Back Three-Fifths Compromise

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blockbuster 5⅗–2⅗ decision, the Supreme Court has ruled Section 2 of the 14th Amendment unconstitutional, effectively allowing states to declare […]

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