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Articles by Enabler Staff

How To Get Out Of That Frat Formal You Agreed To

May 21, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Someone asked you to a frat formal and you accidentally agreed! Oh, no! Here’s WE’s best tips for getting out of it. Drop out of […]

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How To Interact With Your Friends Who Are Already On Summer Vacation

May 21, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Friends already on summer vacation? Ouch. Here’s how to masterfully achieve successful social interactions without letting your jealousy interfere. Leave a pathetic comment on a […]

What USAC Actually Stands For

May 13, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Many have asked and many have conjectured – what does USAC truly stand for? It is a question we mouth whenever we are forced to […]

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11 Reasons Why Last Quarter’s GPA Was Not Your Fault

April 17, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Hey Bruins! Still mourning last quarter’s GPA? No worries, we here at WE have 11 reasons why your GPA is totally not your fault: Free […]

Top 8 UCLA Date Ideas

February 13, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Still not sure how to impress your date on Valentine’s Day? Here are some ideas guaranteed to get you a “that was nice!” text afterwards. […]

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Most Controversial Exam Questions

November 16, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Ever received a controversial exam question that tiptoed the boundary of acceptable and “hell-no”? Our staff definitely has! Here’s a compilation of real exam questions […]

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A Guide To Picking The Perfect Halloween Costume

October 30, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Have you googled “easy halloween costume ideas” for the tenth time today? Are you considering staying home just to avoid coming up with a “cool” […]

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Best Places To Poop On Campus

October 30, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Ever wondered what the best places to poop on campus were? Here’s an exclusive compilation of our staff’s favorite places! In Gene Block’s private bathroom […]

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How To Make Your Dorm Room Feel Like Home

October 24, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Missing home lately? Just can’t wait for Thanksgiving? Then here’s how to make your dorm room feel a little more like home! Shroud your body […]

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How To Draft That Email To Your Professor

October 24, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Do I include a smiley face? Is a winking face inappropriate? Do I want to be inappropriate? How many exclamation points are too many exclamation […]

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  • Antisemitism Is Over! Trump Administration Cuts Funding From Cancer Research

    WESTWOOD — After the Trump administration justified cutting research funding to UCLA by citing concerns of antisemitism, Jews and Gentiles alike were shocked when the […]

  • Opinion: Suck It, Pre-Meds! Now We’re All Going To Be Unemployed

    It finally happened. Despite being so against equity and inclusion, Trump finally did something to level the playing field between you pre-meds and us humanities, […]

  • Roommate Unable To Clean Dorm Because Floor Is Lava

    WESTWOOOD – In an emergency press conference inside your dorm today, your roommate announced they are unable to clean because the floor is lava. “I […]

  • Woke Mother Performs First Successful “Straight Conversion Therapy”

    WEST HOLLYWOOD — On Tuesday, local woke mother Dorothy McBeal celebrated the results of months of grueling treatment as her first and only child finally […]

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    Skeletons In Closet Come Out

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Georgia McNeill
  • Antisemitism Is Over! Trump Administration Cuts Funding From Cancer Research
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