Report: B-Fit Playing That Song Again
WESTWOOD—Sources inside the Bruin Fitness Center (B-Fit) weight room confirmed on Monday that the campus gym was again playing that song that they always play. […]
Articles by Jack Lyons
Taking A Stand: These 5 Senators Announced They Will Not Be Inviting President Trump To Their Birthday Parties
Dianne Feinstein is known by her Senate colleagues as “the Queen of birthday parties,” and this June’s big 8-5 is sure to be no […]
Words of Prophets Discovered On “Bitch Problems” Twitter Account
TWITTER.COM — Theological scholars this past week discovered fully intact prophetic scripture in the annals of a Twitter account with the handle “Bitch Problems.” “You need […]
Ambitious Political Science Major Adds Minor In Global Studies
WESTWOOD — Seeking to broaden his horizons and diversify his course curriculum, first-year political science major Adam Harper announced in an impassioned Facebook post this […]
Bruin Republicans Book Logan Paul
WESTWOOD — Bruin Republicans at UCLA announced today that they have partnered with conservative student group Turning Point USA to host disgraced YouTube personality Logan […]
Report: Professor Takes Plagiarism Very Seriously
WESTWOOD — Sources from within Dr. Peter Roebling’s course on political polarization report that the tenured professor took a bold stance on academic integrity in […]
Inspiring Political Science Professor Tells Students They Can All Be President When They Grow Up
WESTWOOD — Affirming the long-held hopes and dreams of the students in his American Politics lower-division course, UCLA Political Science Professor Chris Worcester remarked in last […]
Bruin Democrats Announce “Republicans Bad”
WESTWOOD—Bruin Democrats at UCLA released a public statement this week calling Republicans “bad”, emphasizing the club’s core mission to remind everyone that their rival political […]