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Articles by Dylan Wood

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About Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.

New Disney Film to Include Studio’s 25th First Gay Character

October 11, 2021 Dylan Wood 0

BURBANK — In a promotional interview for the Walt Disney Company’s newest animated feature, Encanto, CEO Bob Chapek revealed that the film would include the […]

First-Year Trampled By Stampede Of Delivery Robots

October 1, 2021 Dylan Wood 0

WESTWOOD — The UCLA community is in mourning today after first year Leslie Pitt, 18, was trampled to death by a stampede of Starship delivery […]

Area Man’s Art Still Sucks Despite Depression Diagnosis

April 7, 2021 Dylan Wood 0

PORTLAND, OR — After several unlucky years spent developing his craft, things were finally starting to look up for local painter Chuck Picasso (no relation) […]

Life In America Returning To Normal

March 25, 2021 Dylan Wood 0

BOULDER, CO — With the nation still reeling from the Coronavirus pandemic, Americans have been able to see signs of normalcy returning following the country’s […]

Democrats Negotiate Stimulus Checks Down To $10 Starbucks Gift Card

February 24, 2021 Dylan Wood 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference this morning, Senate Democrats announced that the long-awaited stimulus checks will take the form of a $10 Starbucks […]

Playboy Donates Full Catalog To Trump Presidential Library

February 23, 2021 Dylan Wood 0

BEVERLY HILLS — In a press release sent out this morning, Playboy Enterprises announced that they would be donating their entire back catalog to the […]

Breakout Room Enters Day Three Of Awkward Silence

December 9, 2020 Dylan Wood 0

WESTWOOD — Tension is running high this morning as an Introduction to Communications discussion entered its third straight day of awkward silence. “This disaster began […]

COVID Positive Rudy Giuliani Checks Into Walter Reed Hardware Store

December 9, 2020 Dylan Wood 0

WASHINGTON, DC — Following his positive COVID-19 diagnosis, Rudy Giuliani has reportedly checked himself into Walter Reed Hardware Store, a small building supply company located […]

Respondus Reveals New LockDown Sniper

December 7, 2020 Dylan Wood 0

REDMOND, WA — Earlier today, Respondus, the software company known for its controversial LockDown Browser, revealed their latest product: the all-new Respondus LockDown Sniper™. “Respondus […]

Op-Ed: Maybe The Real President Is The Friends We Made Along The Way

November 4, 2020 Guy Manson 0

It’s been one heck of an election year, folks. And I don’t know about y’all, but I had a swell time. From eating corn dogs […]

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  • Antisemitism Is Over! Trump Administration Cuts Funding From Cancer Research

    WESTWOOD — After the Trump administration justified cutting research funding to UCLA by citing concerns of antisemitism, Jews and Gentiles alike were shocked when the […]

  • Opinion: Suck It, Pre-Meds! Now We’re All Going To Be Unemployed

    It finally happened. Despite being so against equity and inclusion, Trump finally did something to level the playing field between you pre-meds and us humanities, […]

  • Roommate Unable To Clean Dorm Because Floor Is Lava

    WESTWOOOD – In an emergency press conference inside your dorm today, your roommate announced they are unable to clean because the floor is lava. “I […]

  • Woke Mother Performs First Successful “Straight Conversion Therapy”

    WEST HOLLYWOOD — On Tuesday, local woke mother Dorothy McBeal celebrated the results of months of grueling treatment as her first and only child finally […]

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