WESTWOOD — First-year biology major Jeffrey Smith bravely executed an impromptu surgery on his lab partner last Thursday in La Kretz using Life Science 7A and extensive Grey’s Anatomy knowledge. “It was a life-threatening nosebleed! I saw this on Season 15 Episode 3 but mastered my suturing after Season 2,” Smith exclaimed as he frantically shook his introductory biology notes, scalpel in hand. Using two mechanical pencils, an earring, and carpet scraps, Smith administered what medics stated was “an unnecessary breathing tube” and sewed his partner’s nostril shut to prevent further leakage. At press time, his partner was wheeled off to join the Ashe Center’s four-month waitlist.