UCLA Housing x ResLife Presents: Roachella

WESTWOOD — With music festival season well underway, UCLA Housing is collaborating with ResLife for their own spin on Coachella: Roachella. “Ticket prices range from $13,000 to $23,000 depending on your dorm type,” reasoned UCLA Housing head Casey Stone while they sprinted back and forth between stages. “The Sproul Turnaround stage, Sunset Rec, and Parking Lot DD will feature performances including the roach chilling on your wall, your roommate’s DJ set ‘1 a.m. Discord Calls,’ and the Hedrick Hall Sirens.” At press time, Stone was on someone’s shoulders barricading for their favorite artist “Slamming the B-Plate Piano Keys.”