WESTWOOD — As the 2023-24 school year approaches its end, freshman students are coming forward to share their horror stories about dining hall encounters with less-than-savory individuals. “I thought nothing of it when he asked if we could move tables because our spot was within 2000 feet of a school,” says first-year criminology major Christopher Hansen, who felt an instant kinship with this stranger as he too had forgotten to complete the mandatory Title IX training modules. “Next thing I know, my inbox is full of UCPD Clerly Timely Warnings with pictures of me and this dude housing De Neve s’mores pizza.” At press time, the photos had granted Hansen a place on the new “Maybe?” section of the sex offender registry.
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