The Westwood Enabler
  • Home
  • News
    • Campus
    • National
    • International
  • Opinion
  • A&E
  • Sports
  • Graphics
    • News In Pictures
    • Infographics
  • Life
  • About
    • Staff
    • Join
    • Contact

Campus

New UCLA Course On How to Enroll In Courses Fast Enough Locked Immediately

June 22, 2022 Dana Badii 0

WESTWOOD — Students wiped away tears of joy today as they broke out their laptops and logged into their MyUCLA accounts, waiting for their enrollment […]

Geezer Alert! This UCLA Student Just Said “Covel” Instead Of “Epicuria”

June 11, 2022 Hanna Barlow 0

WESTWOOD RETIREMENT HOME — Alleged UCLA student Trevor Child unintentionally revealed his true, prehistoric identity this week when he used the antiquated term “Covel” instead […]

Student Graduating Cum Laude Cums Loud

June 10, 2022 Harry Song 0

WESTWOOD — Communications major Jonathan Yao shocked students and staff Friday when he ejaculated in his graduation gown while accepting his diploma. “It could’ve been […]

Touring High Schooler Looks Like A Better Fit For Berkeley

June 9, 2022 Milo Ellison 0

WESTWOOD — A high school student touring the UCLA campus looks like they would be a better fit for second-rate UC Berkeley. “Usually when I’m […]

North Campus Students Enjoy First Week of Summer

June 7, 2022 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA students majoring in the humanities and social sciences have reportedly been enjoying their first week of summer, which as far as they […]

Opinion: I Heard Your Stomach Growl In Class But I’m A Really Nice Person

June 6, 2022 Jenn Tull 0

Hi there! It’s me, the one who sits next to you in class! I just wanted to let you know that I did actually hear […]

Oh No! The Girl You Like Is An Active GroupMe Participant

June 4, 2022 Arman 0

WESTWOOD — Third-year Calvin Brown was disheartened upon joining his class GroupMe and seeing more than ten messages from his crush Emily Lee. “You really […]

Onto The Next Chapter! Senior Gets High And Forgets To Go To Class One Last Time

June 3, 2022 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year statistics student Robert Chatterly woke up early this morning in preparation for his last class at UCLA, but not before taking a […]

UCLA Frat Issues Notes App Apology for Alleged Serial Sexual Assault

May 31, 2022 Azalea Morris 0

WESTWOOD — On Monday, a UCLA Fraternity was cornered into finally addressing their countless sexual assault allegations. Their method of addressing this serious issue was […]

Student Has A Blast At Virtual Study Abroad

May 24, 2022 Aidan Brooks 0

WESTWOOD — Due to the pandemic, second-year linguistics student Dan Gene-Attell willingly paid $20,000 to take online classes from Barcelona, Spain while remaining in his […]

Posts navigation

1 2 … 48 »

Ivory Search

Featured Authors

Lily Kiamanesh
  • Opinion: I Heard Your Stomach Growl In Class But I’m A Really Nice Person
  • BREAKING: Everyone Who Commented “pls admit me” On UCLA’s Instagram Was Just Accepted
  • “PU!” And 3 Other Things Not To Say To Your Grandma At Her Wake

RECOMMENDED

  • “It Rhymes with Schmivorce” And Four Other Ways To Break The News To Your Kids

    May 17, 2022 0
  • Student Offered $1 Million Grant After Sending Professor The Perfect Email

    May 16, 2022 0
  • Tom Holland To Play Timothée Chalamet In Upcoming Biopic

    May 14, 2022 0
  • Archaeologists Discover First Woman To Ever Put “Future Milf” In Her Tinder Bio

    May 12, 2022 0
  • Powell Cat Denies BBL Allegations

    May 11, 2022 0
FOLLOW US
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • LinkedIn
ARCHIVES

Copyright © 2022 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes