WESTWOOD — After being eaten by the Easter Bunny on Sunday, Westwood icon Carrot Man rose again three days later with an even larger carrot bucket. “I have died to forgive the spring break sins of the UCLA student body. AKA, Cabo never happened,” said religious zealot Carrot Man while restoring a blind man’s sight (he was lacking Vitamin A). “God has spoken to me and his message is clear: Invest in my startup.” At press time, Carrot Man was turning water into Coors Light and parting the Inverted Fountain.