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Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas For Your Boyfriend

February 13, 2023 Ella Cash 0

Uh oh! Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and you haven’t gotten a gift for that special guy in your life! Are you sick […]

5 Effortless Halloween Costumes That Are Quirky, Sexy, Aesthetic, Funny, Cool, Hot, Goofy, Fun, and Chill

October 26, 2022 Mehr Juneja 0

We know how much pressure coming up with a good costume for Halloween is. This spooky season, we at the Westwood Enabler have the quirkiest, […]

Oops, Grandma Ate A Plastic Egg And Now We’re Praying For A Second Resurrection

April 19, 2022 Melissa Beining 0

USC MEDICAL CENTER — Bringing a tragic end to a day of religious festivities, Grandma ate a plastic egg, and now we’re asking God in […]

Top 3 Ways Besides COVID to Kill Your Grandma This Thanksgiving

November 24, 2020 Kylie Kinne 0

Listen, we at the Westwood Enabler get it — you want to travel home to your family for Thanksgiving dinner this year. You probably miss […]

BREAKING: I Saw Mommy Kissing The Great Pumpkin

November 1, 2019 Max Flora 0

PUMPKIN PATCH — Last night was Halloween, and in my nine years alive, I had never before seen such haunting magic. At around 2 AM, […]

Saint Valentine Still Not Sure How He Got Caught Up In This Whole Thing

February 13, 2019 Max Flora 0

HEAVEN — Although he was venerated by the Church for his contributions to chivalry and courtly love, Saint Valentine is not really sure what he […]

War On Christmas Death Toll Climbs to 7,000

December 24, 2018 Brian McReynolds 0

WASHINGTON, DC — After Gretchen Vandermint suffered a massive heart attack when a passerby wished her a happy holiday, the War on Christmas has officially claimed […]

Halloween Dorm Decor Accidentally Summons Dark Lord Baphomet

October 29, 2018 Nathan Glovinsky 0

WESTWOOD — After taping a paper skeleton to the door of her Rieber Hall dorm, first-year Communication major Shelby Latwick was surprised to be greeted […]

Cute! This Crafty Mom Taught Us Her DIY Methamphetamine Recipe!

February 27, 2018 Kylie Kinne 0

BOISE — Boise, Idaho native and Mom-Extraordinaire Karen-Michelle Cooper sat down with the girls in our test kitchen to show us her fun, easy recipe for […]

How To Have The Perfect Valentine’s Day In College

February 11, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! Whether you’re in a relationship or still waiting for that Special Someone, here are some tips for having […]

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