Covel Voted Most Okayest Dining Hall
WESTWOOD—UCLA Dining reported this week that in a comprehensive poll of UCLA residents, students voted Covel the “most okayest” dining…
This Class Actually Super Easy, Asshole Reports
WESTWOOD—Local asshole Kyle Logan reported this week that his Math 33A class is, in fact, “super easy.” “Honestly I don’t…
North Campus T.A. Growing Out Gross Beard
WESTWOOD — Philosophy 100A TA Mark Isaacs announced this week that he would be growing out a gross beard in…
Cute! This Crafty Mom Taught Us Her DIY Methamphetamine Recipe!
BOISE — Boise, Idaho native and Mom-Extraordinaire Karen-Michelle Cooper sat down with the girls in our test kitchen to show…
Five Valentine’s Day Gifts That Say “I’ll Never Love You Quite Like I Loved Amy”
We’ve all been there–you want to get the perfect gift for your girlfriend to tell her exactly how you feel…
Breaking: Paul Walker Still Dead
LOS ANGELES — In a shocking turn of events, famed actor of the “Fast and Furious” series Paul Walker is…
Freshman Wearing Joy Division Shirt Around Campus Already Getting Laid Like Crazy
WESTWOOD—Incoming first-year Ben Matthews, who has worn his t-shirt of Joy Division’s “Unknown Pleasures” album cover to class an estimated…