This Class Actually Super Easy, Asshole Reports

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Kyle Logan, who has a super high IQ and does not care about school.

WESTWOODLocal asshole Kyle Logan reported this week that his Math 33A class is, in fact, “super easy.” “Honestly I don’t even try at all and I still get really good grades in this class since it’s all really basic stuff,” said Logan, whose parents paid for private tutoring his entire high school career and who spent a collective 16 hours last week preparing for his review quiz this Thursday. “I guess it’s hard for people who just don’t have the native intelligence that I do. It’s honestly pretty funny that I have a super high IQ but I just don’t really care about school. Sometimes I zone out in class because I’m operating on a much higher level than what the professor is teaching at.” Later, Logan was seen adamantly reminding his girlfriend that she’s lucky her math class is so easy, considering how advanced his work is.