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Opinion: Keep Up The Scathing Course Evaluations, We Are Close

June 9, 2023 Sam Haines 0

Most people see course evaluations as pointless, just another way to placate us, like the “close door” button on an elevator. I understand that perspective. […]

Opinion: I Listened To The Daily Once, And Now I Am Omniscient

June 7, 2023 Eric Rousso 0

Greetings, lesser one. It is I, your neighbor in POLSCI 30, here to inform you of my recent endeavors in the political sphere. Last night, […]

Botanical Garden Turtle Confesses: Your First Date Was Cringe

May 29, 2023 Dana Badii 0

Hey buddy. It’s me, Grog. Yeah, the little turtle by the bridge who saw you walking through the botanical gardens with your date. Oh, you […]

Opinion: I Tried So Hard And Got So Far, But In The End Does It Even Matter?

May 18, 2023 Harry Song 0

It starts with one thing, and I just don’t know why. Sometimes, it doesn’t even matter how hard I try (keep in mind, I didn’t […]

Opinion: I’m 🅿️aying 5 GRANDS to the first 7 ppl to Mesage me right now “moneY” 📈💸💪💯❤️

May 1, 2023 Dylan Wood 0

Opinion: What If Your Vape Wants to Hit You?

April 25, 2023 Mehr Juneja 0

“PASS ME THE VAPE.” “BRUH, LET ME HIT THAT.” “YO CAN I TAKE A HIT?” You may have not said these words, but I’m willing […]

“Do You Want To Feel My Stress Hives?” And Other Exciting Conversation Starters To Get Out Of Working On Your Group Project

April 9, 2023 Meghan Mason 0

This fun icebreaker is sure to create a sense of camaraderie among the group members as well as make those bitches realize they need to […]

Uggo Alert! TA Not Hot Enough To Justify Attendance

April 7, 2023 Sam Haines 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA student Brad Eckel-Honesty decided against regularly attending discussion this quarter after his TA was revealed to be a full-on uggo. “Looking at […]

Opinion: Science Is Fake! The Same Water That “Carved The Grand Canyon” Can’t Flush My Poop Down This Toilet

March 27, 2023 Gillian Smith 0

We’ve all sat through the same boring eighth grade science class where they teach you about “erosion.” They say water flowed through some rocks and […]

Opinion: To The Incoming Freshman Reading This: UCLA Let You In By Accident!

March 18, 2023 Gillian Smith 0

You’ve just “gotten in” to the #1 public university in the entire United States of America. Pretty soon, obnoxious people in your life are going […]

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