Senior Who Taught You How To Do Line Admitted To Law School
WESTWOOD — Westley Frump, the senior who gave you your first line of cocaine in the bathroom of a house party, has reportedly been admitted […]
Opinion
Op Ed: I Definitely Love my Husband
The first thing that I want to make unequivocally clear is that I have never in my life not loved my husband. I love the […]
Op-Ed: Women Under 5’6” Should Be Allowed To See Little Women For Free
When I first saw Little Women I was surprised by how big the women were. I quickly got over my shock when I realized that […]
Op-Ed: I Will Only Vote For Bernie Sanders If He Yells Louder
I grew up in a lighthouse on the coast, my father a foghorn and my mother a seagull. I was nineteen by the time I […]
Dungeons And Dragons Game Disbanded For Problematic Focus On Race And Class
WESTWOOD — The UCLA Office of Equity, Diversity & Inclusion has officially shut down roleplaying club Bodacious Bards’ newest Dungeons and Dragons campaign after students […]
Students Disturbed That North Campus Sculpture Not Naked
WESTWOOD — Following the reveal of the latest addition to the North Campus sculpture garden, many students expressed how disturbing it was that the sculpture […]
Op-Ed: Crosswalk May Stop My Walk, But It Cannot Stop The Winds Of Time
Well well well, look who it is. Mister “Oh you have to wait a few seconds even though there are no cars.” You think you’re […]
Week Five Has Students Saying “Oh Wow, It’s Week Five”
WESTWOOD — It is now week five of the quarter, which means students across campus are realizing it is the fifth week of the quarter. […]
Bird Tipping Not the Same, Say Students Of Rural Background
WESTWOOD — Early Friday morning, students hailing from rural hometowns saw an opportunity to engage in a favorite childhood pastime after drunkenly stumbling past herds […]
Op-Ed: Toddlers Are Idiot Loser Virgins
When I heard I was gonna be an uncle, I was like dope. But as soon as little Piss Pants was born, I realized that […]