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Articles by Sabrina Ellis

Three Signs You Have Developed A Parasocial Relationship With Gene Block

February 6, 2023 Sabrina Ellis 0

Are you feeling those pesky little butterflies fluttering in your tummy when you think about how close you are to Gene Block again after break? […]

What a Deal! This Student Just Got a Free Virus With Her Pirated Textbook

January 21, 2023 Sabrina Ellis 0

WESTWOOD — Third-year Computer Science major Nerdiea Lert was delighted this Thursday to find a complementary virus attached to her free Calculus I textbook that […]

Radical Ally? This Student Just Said “Gracias” Instead of Thank You To A Rende West Worker

January 20, 2023 Sabrina Ellis 0

WESTWOOD — Second year Business Economics and Psychology double major Kayeighleighy White was celebrated with a round of applause for saying “gracias” to a Rende […]

ROTC Students Drafted For The War On Christmas

December 23, 2022 Sabrina Ellis 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA ROTC students were dismayed to learn yesterday that recent developments in the war on Christmas meant they would have to leave their […]

Ackerman Ice Machine Still Broken To Raise Awareness For Melting Ice Caps

December 6, 2022 Sabrina Ellis 0

WESTWOOD — After receiving numerous student complaints, UCLA Administration announced that they will not be fixing the Ackerman ice machine to raise awareness for the […]

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