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Social Bubble Expands To All Of Westwood

October 23, 2020 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD — After gradually growing over the past several months through totally socially distanced picnics, parties and date nights, one social bubble has finally expanded […]

Report: Uber Drivers Sentient Beings, Can Hear Your Conversations

August 14, 2019 Han Singer 0

WESTWOOD — A new study by the Semel Institute of Neuroscience produced findings which suggest that Uber drivers are sentient beings, and can hear your […]

Report: Velma Lost Her Glasses In Rocco’s

June 14, 2019 Matt Moldenhauer 0

WESTWOOD — UCPD has reported that Velma Dinkley, a member of the crime solving group Mystery Inc., filed a police report claiming that she lost […]

Sepi’s Files Counterproposal To Evict Steve Sann

April 24, 2019 Jay Varhula 0

WESTWOOD — Following efforts by the Westwood Community Council to pressure Sepi’s into leaving Westwood, the local bar and restaurant filed a counterproposal to evict […]

Stray Cat Wins Heart of Community, Stray Human Does Not

April 2, 2019 Griffin Stout 0

WESTWOOD — A stray cat discovered on Landfair Avenue has won over the community with its scrappy feline charms, while at the same time local […]

Target Pushes Further Into Ralphs’ Territory, War Imminent

March 11, 2019 Griffin Stout 0

WESTWOOD — With the annexation of the shared stairwell, Target has pushed further into Ralphs’ territory, which experts believe will surely result in a formal […]

Barney’s Beanery Begins Weekly Mahjong Night

February 27, 2019 Nathan Glovinsky 0

WESTWOOD — Citing the success of recurring weekly events like “Karaoke Night” and “Trivia Night,” the management of Barney’s Beanery announced last Monday that the […]

Westwood Gets Another Pizza Place, For Some Reason

May 20, 2018 Hannah Page 0

WESTWOOD — Westwood residents were not that excited last week when a new pizza place, KONY Pizzeria, opened up around the corner from the FOX […]

BREAKING: Westwood Neighborhood Council Sends Troops To Occupy UCLA

April 14, 2018 Jack Lyons 0

WESTWOOD — In a surprising act that sent shockwaves across the country, The Westwood Neighborhood Council sent armed troops to occupy the sovereign UCLA campus this […]

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Westwood Stores Sell Out Of Useless Shit

March 6, 2016 Hans Oberschelp 0

WESTWOOD—Charlotte’s Boutique, a store in Westwood, sold out of its entire stock of useless shit, sources confirm. The store, established in 2009, is frequented by […]

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