Generous UCLA Admin Gives Week Off For Students To Process Drake-Kendrick Feud

WESTWOOD — In a move that exemplifies the generosity and kindness they are known for, the UCLA administration announced on Monday that they would give students an entire week of online classes to allow proper time to process the Drake–Kendrick Lamar feud. “One of our core values here at UCLA is respecting our students, so we knew we had to give our community the space to heal from the chaotic week we just had,” said Gene Block as he listened to a hip-hop song for the very first time. “This is definitely just about that and not about anything I might have been responsible for over the past week. If I were complicit, I promise I’d have been arrested.” At press time, sources reported that Block was preparing to release a diss track of his own.

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