SAMSARA – Local history major and winner of the self-given “bravest and most grizzled person of all time” award Jenette Broxton is reported to have actually lived ten full lifetimes by your rise-and-shine time. “What time did you get up? Noon? Double digits? Plebeian,” said Broxton, who said they awoke not at 6 AM but 6 AD. “While you were sleeping like a wee babe, I observed the dregs of the night time as they bled into the day. In that moment, all was one. I have looked into the eyes of God and seen all my shining souls staring back. I have felt the cosmos. I have seen all.” At press time, Broxton was seen slumped over their chair asleep at 4 pm in YRL.
