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UCLA To Open Rendez Midwest Offering Daily Casserole Specials

November 30, 2023 Tal Israeli 0

MIDWESTWOOD — UCLA Dining has unveiled plans to expand its Rendezvous West & East dining halls with an extension focused on a different regional cuisine: […]

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Golden Retriever Energy! Man Diagnosed With Bone Cancer

November 26, 2023 Elena Whitlock 0

RONALD REAGAN HOSPITAL — Local resident John Smith, a boyish man whose off-putting Hinge bio describes him as having “golden retriever energy,” has recently received […]

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Record Label Signs Hedrick Hall Shower Singer

November 17, 2023 Ella Cash 0

LA LA LAND — After a scramble for one of the most sought-after, up-and-coming artists, We The Best Music Group has secured a lucrative deal […]

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Report: Strange Things Afoot

November 10, 2023 Gabe McNeill 0

BAKERSFIELD — After an increase in sightings of shadowy figures and odd characters, many are beginning to believe that strange things are afoot. “The curse… […]

“I Love Camping!” This Student Has Been In A Freebies Line Since Yesterday

November 9, 2023 Cynthia Tran 0

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year Psychology major and camping enthusiast Abby Nguyen was spotted today on her latest excursion: a freebies line in Bruin Plaza. “Waiting in […]

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Biz Econ Major’s “Connections” Actually Just Parents

November 2, 2023 Gabe McNeill 0

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year Business Economics major Cornelius “Chad” Getty recently revealed that the “connections” that got him his job were actually just his parents. “I […]

Interesting: That 7-Month Stretch Was Actually A Situationship

November 2, 2023 Ava Allam 0

WESTWOOD — As third-year English major Anne Cloyne checked fellow student and love interest Robert Dikk’s Snapchat score for the fifth time in ten minutes, […]

Opinion: Dropping This Class Is Not Enough; I Need to Infest Haines Hall With Locusts

October 25, 2023 Matthew Graves 0

As the 18th-century Scottish poet Robert Burns once wrote, “the best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.” I don’t actually know what that […]

“Let’s Work On That, Friend!” Roommate Can’t Shake Her Camp Counselor Energy

October 18, 2023 Meghan Mason 0

WESTWOOD — Second-year Education and Social Transformation major Jessica Thomas, better known as Lead Counselor Super Sparkles, came back to campus with a distinct new […]

Campus Couple Not Doing Anything Out Of The Ordinary Under That Blanket

October 17, 2023 Sam Haines 0

WESTWOOD — The UCLA community was relieved to discover yesterday afternoon that the students concealed by a large picnic blanket were just trying to watch […]

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