RA Tacks Condoms To Lounge Wall To Promote Safer Sex
WESTWOOD — In preparation for Valentines’ Day, fourth-year RA and president of UCLA Sexperts Abby Stinence has used thumbtacks to pin condoms to the wall […]
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“People Take Notes On This?” Asks North Campus Student Who Only Uses iPad For Porn
WESTWOOD — As iPads become the note-taking tool of choice for STEM majors, humanities students are not so quick to jump on the bandwagon — […]
Sunset Village Cats Revealed to Be Government PsyOp
WESTWOOD – The beloved Sunset Village cats Tux and Callie were removed from their den at Delta Terrace today due to their links to the […]
Westwood Resident Forced To Use Candle For Non-BDSM Reasons
WESTWOOD — Due to a power outage, a Westwood resident was forced to use a candle as a light source rather than for its primary […]
Gene Block Gathering Two Of Each Major For Ark
WESTWOOD — Following the historic rains and flood warnings in Los Angeles, it was reported late Sunday night that UCLA chancellor Gene Block has begun […]
Vegan’s ‘Ethical Diet’ Sourced Exclusively Through Child Labor
WESTWOOD — Local vegan Polly Mitchell shared her advice Tuesday on how to live a more ethical lifestyle through her sustainable snacks produced by children […]
Ralphs Employees Undergo Rizz Training To Compete With Trader Joe’s
WESTWOOD – With the illusion of a cashier maybe possibly wanting to sleep with you driving many to shop at Trader Joe’s, Southern California chain […]
New Chancellor To Be Chosen On “The Chancellorette” Mondays On ABC
BURBANK — Following declining viewership, ABC announced early Monday morning that they would be creating a new chancellor-themed spinoff to the hit reality TV show […]
Former Plane-Seat-Kicking Baby Now Lecture-Seat-Kicking Adult
WESTWOOD — The student who keeps kicking your seat during lecture recently disclosed that he has been training for this moment since he was a […]